Last week in Jiu jitsu

Yeah, I was a slacker about posting last week. Stupid soap opera shit got me down. I still trained BJJ and tri , but like a frigging zombie. Walked in did my zombie shit and then walked out, ooh some hot chick just walked by.

So anyway distraction done. I think we did basic armbars and triangles in class. Uncle Jose taught again. Some super wus dudes from the Big 10 network showed up for class and filmed us. I got into the background a couple of times just to make sure I was on TV. This weekend there was a photographer from the press citizen, I conned him into taking pics, so I kinda made the press citizen as well but just in the background. Well I am still on my way to part one of three objectives (rich, famous and in-charge). Anyway back to BJJ. This is what Jose uncle taught us

1. Regular armbar- we all know that so shut the fuck up and stop looking for instructions on a basic armbar here.... you don't deserve to be in Jiu jitsu if you don't know what that is.

2. Armbar fail- switch to triangle.

3. Triangle fail- switch to Oma Plata

4. Oma- Plata fail by opponent posturing up, swing around and switch to triangle

5. Triangle fail- switch to armbar, using the arm captured for the triangle, so its the opposite way. I will start posting pics or videos of all this as soon as that beatch Uday, gets me a new camera for the one I lost.

peace out people who actually waste time reading this crap.

here is the video in which 2 super pansy type dudes, try and make Hawkeye BJJ look pansie. Mofos.

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1790977038